Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
Me: *Goes To Room
Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
Me: *Cries*
Otras cosas curiosas
- me: wow this food is good
- me: i wonder what ill eat next
- me: i hope i don't get full
- me: who am i kidding I'm never full
- me: so what will i eat after this
- me: wait
- me: i should focus on how good this food is
- me: wow this is good
- me: but an ice cream sandwich sounds good
- me:
- me:
- me:
- me: im fat
- Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
- Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
- Teenage me: When I'm an adult I'm going to be so mature and be self-sufficient and do what I want!
- Adult me: *eats ice cream out of the tub and watches children's cartoons*
So what if nobody came?
I’ll have all the ice cream and tea,
And I’ll laugh with myself,
And I’ll dance with myself,
And I’ll sing ‘Happy Birthday to me!’
Remembering poet Shel Silverstein today on his birthday.
(Here’s some more poems from Morning Edition.) And even more from the Poetry Foundation and the New York Public Library and Marketplace.
(via npr)
- Anorexia: Don't eat, you'll just get fat. Cause that's what you are- fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
- Binge: Come on, you deserve the ice cream and candy bars. It will make you feel better.
- Bulimia: Why the heck did you do that!? You don't want that sitting in your body. Not even a month of restricting can make up for that. Throw it up you wuss!
- Self Harm: You suck so much. You'll never recover. You'll never get better. Here's a razor, you'll feel better.
- Suicide: Everyone hates you. No one would care. It will never get better. Here's some pills, the pain will disappear.
- Recovery: You are beautiful. You are worthy. You are strong. You are wonderful. You will recover. You will get better. You are loved. So many care. Things will get better.
- ~Choose the voice you will listen to~
